July 14th, 2010
As usual my feed is quite predictable... my magic crystal ball predicts the following for tomorrow:
Someone’s Performing Daily Vandalism. Girl likes boy or boy likes girl... way too fucking much. In an attempt to get attention or perpetuate the delusion that there “may be something there”, he/she riddles their page (and anyone else’s posts on in) with nonsense... kinda like a territorial pissing contest, but more annoying than entertaining. I think territorial pissing should be left to men... at least they do it a lot better... either way, get off my feed. read more »
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July 1st, 2010
Sad to say but its kinda disappointing when someone you assume you’re relatively good friends with to be of reasonable sanity decides to tell you “I have to delete you from my Facebook”. As childish as it may seem, there really is no such thing as “let’s still be friends outside of Facebook” nor do I think there is merit to such behavior outside of attempted resolution to quasi-relationships gone bad. It’s 2010 and let’s face it, your profile is as much a part of you as your criminal record or credit score. It is a digital extension of your physical self into the binary world of 1’s and 0’s. It is as much a part of you as your choice in hairstyle or your tendency to chew with your mouth open. Your digital self, unlike your credit score, is a part of yourself that you freely divulge to hundreds of absolute strangers on a daily basis. Now, how is someone supposed to feel when you tell them you are not going to offer them the same privilege you offer to complete strangers? Shitty? Indescribable? Odd? Disappointed? Bewildered? read more »
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June 23rd, 2010
1. The fact that 34 guys on Facebook “like” a picture of you posing in front of your bathroom mirror in underwear does not actually make you hot.
2. Throwing yourself at each and every guy you find attractive on facebook, finding one that tells you you’re hot, then throwing yourself into his bed does not constitute “dating”. He was bored/horny, you were convenient, you have no grounds to cry that he’s commenting on some other girl’s pics the day after.
3. If you feel the need to “mark your territory”... it ain’t your territory. Letting his 3 thousand friends know that his cock was in your mouth that very morning does not make him your man, it makes you a notch on his bedpost. Stop advertising yourself as a cumdumpster, it’s pathetic to watch.
4. I get it. Women are incapable of making their own decisions. Something is only beautiful if others think it’s beautiful and a guy is only a “catch” if other girls want him... yadda yadda yadda.... you fucking look like snooki and your “boyfriend” is cheating on you left and right. Grow a brain. Get out of the tanning bed. Stop using a sharpie for eyeliner. Get rid of any guy who makes you wonder if you mean anything to him at all. read more »
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August 10th, 2009
Throw enough shit against a wall, some will stick. Ladies, why are you trying to impersonate “shit”? Seriously. Think about it. Send out a search party for your self-esteem, as you seem to have misplaced it somewhere. It is a statistical impossibility that every girl on Facebook had a daddy that didn’t tell her she was beautiful and a mother that didn’t teach her how to be a “Lady”. Regardless of what the problem is, please take whatever steps necessary to fix it. I always said... figure out what you want, figure out how you’re going to get it, execute plan. It’s OK to not really know what you want in a guy, it’s OK to try to figure that part out... usually you will have a pretty clear picture of what you want after you realize what you don’t. Hell, it’s even OK to not want a guy, nothing wrong with remaining single and merely browsing through cock (you might even find one you like enough to suck for more than 15 seconds), I suppose. But whatever your purpose, you should make that clear (at the very least to yourself). Also, whatever method you choose in trying to fulfill said purpose (i.e. trying to find a boyfriend, dating, random sex, etc.) should not reek of desperation. It’s not cute. It’s pathetic. If you want to date, be a lady about it. If you just want to fuck the shit out of some cute guy you don’t know and would prefer to not know his name... do that, by all means... but do it with dignity. read more »
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February 27th, 2009
How long must your downstairs hair be to be losing it all over public toilet seats? Really.
{immediate pruning is advised}
I’m fairly certain that 99.99% of the male population agrees with my suggestion.
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May 3rd, 2008
So this girl comes up to me today at this random gym I decided to work out at for the day with the kind greeting of “You fucked my boyfriend!” Bewildered, surprised and at a loss of words, the only thing I could mumble out was... “Ummm...... ok”. I decided to further investigate the issue before simply saying “Oops, he wasn’t labeled”...
She wouldn’t tell me her name, or the name of the boyfriend in question and from what I could tell, she had no clue what my name was.... but she absolutely KNEW that I was the girl that her Mr.Wonderful had done something with at some point in the past. As I mentally recited my entire sexual history, I made the mistake of asking her why she was still with the asshole if he had cheated on her (whether it was with me or not, was completely irrelevant). Unsure of the answer to my question, and without the slightest clue of what she had hoped to accomplish with this unanticipated encounter, she stormed away.... Weird....
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