Mood : Ecfuckingstatic 
The Fourth Commandment of One-Night Stands states that one must not leave incriminating evidence: I delete the pictures from his camera while fiddling with my shoe’s ankle strap as he does something to his hair in the bathroom. Quickly perusing through the remaining photos, I confirm that he is, in fact...
a total douchebag.
Douchebag has a sick apartment, I must say. Looking down at the lights of South Beach, I wonder if my friends are still at the same place I left them... I feel semi-guilty (because I seem to have established a small pattern of ditching this same group of guys to go play with... come to think of it, it was usually the same person). I search for his cell phone while I hear the water run... “3 Missed Calls” from a “Mandy”. Mandy left 3 voice mails and i’m going to guess none of them are pleasant. I delete the entry with my number: an entry he misspelled. [major pet-peeve] read more »
