This is probably the best thing I’ve found on MySpace in the however-many years I’ve been on there. This is from a recent speech by Bill Gates at Mt. Whitney High School in Visalia, California about the 11 things students will not learn in school. He talked about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world... maybe he did say this, maybe he didn’t... love him, hate him, he sure does hit the nail on the head though. Here’s some advice... read more »
July 13th, 2007
The 10 Commandments of 1 Night Stands
Why? Because people just can’t seem to get shit right.
- Thou shalt use a condom.
Self-explanatory. - Thou shalt not fuck thy friends.
Friends are off limits. This had been tested and retested and it has been concluded that the person MUST be a stranger. Fucking someone you hang out with every weekend defeats the purpose of it being a 1-Night-Stand... and is a good way to make things complicated... MUST...
a. you realize you want more
b. they realize they want more
c. they assume they got upgraded to fuckbuddy-status and want sex every time they see you... and you just... don’t.
d. things just become weird
...either way it’s an unnecessary headache. Good-bye friendship... at least for a while. There is plenty stranger-cock out there, so leave friend-cock off limits. read more »
Mood : Amazed 

