July 14th, 2010
As usual my feed is quite predictable... my magic crystal ball predicts the following for tomorrow:
Someone’s Performing Daily Vandalism. Girl likes boy or boy likes girl... way too fucking much. In an attempt to get attention or perpetuate the delusion that there “may be something there”, he/she riddles their page (and anyone else’s posts on in) with nonsense... kinda like a territorial pissing contest, but more annoying than entertaining. I think territorial pissing should be left to men... at least they do it a lot better... either way, get off my feed. read more »
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August 2nd, 2008
I made a New Year’s resolution, quite a few months back...
“The next guy I wake up sleep with, I will give a fuck about” I decided at the stroke of midnight, January 1, 2008*. A whole new year ahead, to be a whole new me. Yes, this is the same resolution I make every year, it seems, but I was sure that this time it would somehow be different. I can resolve to “fall in love”, but that would be way too Carrie Bradshaw, and I don’t really “fall in love” on cue... so intending to have meaningful sex with boys that actually mean something to me seemed like a doable alternative.... read more »
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April 3rd, 2008
I don’t quite know how I got here. 
My bags unpacked, boxes stacked in the hall, the smell of dinner still in the air, I make my way into the kitchen to put away the leftovers. I am playing house, I tell myself. This is just a game. We are all 10 year olds and the furniture is Fisher Price. I push reality away: I just moved in with a guy I’ve been dating for not nearly long enough to be sharing a living space with. Come to think of it no real “dating” occurred. I wasn’t really “moved in”, I was “staying” at his new place until I found my own. A week and a half of this living arrangement later, I was still procrastinating with the apartment search. I liked having someone to live with, someone to come home to, someone to eat dinner with before I fell asleep while watching TV. My moving in...er... “staying over” for an indefinite period of time was his idea. He insisted and although uncomfortable with the idea, after a few weeks I complied. I look over at him across the room: my boyfriend. The words just don’t sit right on my tongue. I have a boyfriend? Yes, I do. A perfect boyfriend, who has a real job, who doesn’t do ANY drugs, does not read more »
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Mood : Amazed 