June 15th, 2010
In case you were wondering what my Vacation from Facebook* was all about... The 10 occurrences that lead me to conclude that Facebook Had To Go.
1. I actually used “facebook” in conversation. Fuck, I actually have had entire conversations about facebook. Double-fuck. I used to make fun of those people whose daily events consisted of someone’s “reply” to a “status”... people wouldn’t dare discuss such stupidity with me, and yet here I sat, on the phone actually LISTENING and CONTRIBUTING to such childish nonsense... fuck, I feel like I have regressed to 7th grade. read more »
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February 5th, 2010
For the love of God, please refrain from performing any and all:
{“leg-spreading maneuvers (i.e. abductor machine)”}
...while attired in short, loose fitting shorts.
At least at my gym.
Thanks.
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March 17th, 2009
To add to the list of utterances that are unacceptable of any y-chromosome bearing individual:
{“kiss me through the phone”}
Also on the list is any use of the word “Snuggle” without reference to the fabric softener.....
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September 20th, 2008
So, a Friday night or two ago I meet this boy guy, who is, to say the least, good looking fucking hot. In the spur of the moment (and completely random 3AM traffic) we exchange numbers and go our ways. About 20 minutes after giving him my number, I forgot his name... by morning I forgot I even met the guy. To make the long story short.... Ring ring goes the phone over a week later. It’s Traffic Guy, who insists I not go to work and see him at once (demanding aren’t we?!). If memory serves me right, he seemed like a pretty good excuse to try to get out of having to go to work, even though it took him a week to call me. He picks me up, spends about 20 minutes rationalizing not calling sooner, telling me about how “work” got in the way (doesn’t it always?). I usually dont blow off work for random cute guys I meet in traffic, but he had personality... and I’m a sucker for a cute guy with a personality.... read more »
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Mood : Ecfuckingstatic 