Posts tagged ‘google’

June 19th, 2010

What Katie Needs...

Half the time you really have no idea what you need... so to spare yourself the thought process, might as well rely on Google to tell you... go to Google and enter your name and the word “needs” [i.e. Katie needs] . Click search. Record the first 10 results. Voilà.

 

  1. Katie needs a psychologist.
  2. Katie needs to smile.
  3. All Katie needs is love.
  4. Katie needs IV fluids.
  5. Katie needs hula lessons.
  6.  Katie needs your help.
  7. Katie needs a shrink.  Which we won’t count since it’s a redundancy.
  8. Katie needs Facebook.
  9. Katie needs to work on her posture.
  10. Katie needs some caffeine.
  11. Katie needs the cash.

Will not dispute most of the list. Did not take my meds this morning so could def use the caffeine... maybe even the IV fluids... iffy on the Hula, though I almost took a ballet class the other day... and the Facebook thing... well... for networking purposes... might just not be that bad of an idea.

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June 16th, 2010

The Google Factor.

Anything you post can and will be dug up by a prospective employer 5 years later and most definitely be used against you. Really. Might as well put it on your resume that there’s photos of your ass floating around the internet...

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