Posts tagged ‘food’

June 28th, 2010

Tonight on Facebook!

It seems at least 5 of my “friends” had a “siiiiicckkkkkkk chest workout” tonight. Great, it must be Monday, I don’t give shit.

S&M party pictures are up. Why is everyone so god damn ugly and why are all the guys so god damn small? A JP party really ain’t what it used to be.

242 of my friends changed their default photo. Of the 16 shown, not one is wearing a shirt (12 male, 4 female). Of the 12 shirtless men, I would have rather not seen 4 in anything sleeveless. Of the 8 hot shirtless men, 2 were gay. Of the 6 straight, hot, shirtless men, 3 had faces only a mother could love, 2 resided over 500 miles away and 1 I had already... had. *sigh*

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September 10th, 2008

Skinny Bitch: Play-By-Play

So I picked up the pocket-sized Skinny Bitch (Freedman/Barnouin) at Target this afternoon 1. I stopped wanting to read it around page 30, but finished solely out of curiosity of how ridiculous the book could possibly get/ my need to finish whatever I start... I rarely do a Play-By-Play of anything, but reading this book aroused a lot of words that had to be put down on paper... er.... screen...

Chapter 1 is pretty sound, outside of the fact that the book is written in the “drunken cheerleader” dialect of English (in which I haven’t been fluent in about half a decade). Fat is unhealthy, cigarettes are bad, alcohol is bad, coffee is bad)... pretty much the standard first chapter of any diet book.

Chapter 2 deals with distinguishing between “good” and “bad” carbs and lectures us on the importance of eating them... complete with loads of fruit and bread (Dr. Atkins is turning in his grave). read more »