July 20th, 2010
So with swimsuit season halfway through, my Feed is naturally riddled with beach sightings of all things unseemly. I peruse through the “Uploaded via Mobile” galleries of ickness, appropriately labeled as such. Though something about the fatness is bugging me... I am somewhat perturbed by the relatively fit (and often ugly) individuals I’ve recently collected* on my Facebook page expressing their hate for the “gross fat slobs” that are... everywhere. Can’t hate the black people, the gay people, the Jews, the Arabs... but hating on someone that is non-aesthetically pleasing is fine? What else would you expect from a society so hinged on image partaking in a lifestyle set up for obesity?I mean... seriously?
The morbidly obese aside... I think I’m a bit jealous of the regular fat people though... read more »
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July 14th, 2010
As usual my feed is quite predictable... my magic crystal ball predicts the following for tomorrow:
Someone’s Performing Daily Vandalism. Girl likes boy or boy likes girl... way too fucking much. In an attempt to get attention or perpetuate the delusion that there “may be something there”, he/she riddles their page (and anyone else’s posts on in) with nonsense... kinda like a territorial pissing contest, but more annoying than entertaining. I think territorial pissing should be left to men... at least they do it a lot better... either way, get off my feed. read more »
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July 1st, 2010
Sad to say but its kinda disappointing when someone you assume you’re relatively good friends with to be of reasonable sanity decides to tell you “I have to delete you from my Facebook”. As childish as it may seem, there really is no such thing as “let’s still be friends outside of Facebook” nor do I think there is merit to such behavior outside of attempted resolution to quasi-relationships gone bad. It’s 2010 and let’s face it, your profile is as much a part of you as your criminal record or credit score. It is a digital extension of your physical self into the binary world of 1’s and 0’s. It is as much a part of you as your choice in hairstyle or your tendency to chew with your mouth open. Your digital self, unlike your credit score, is a part of yourself that you freely divulge to hundreds of absolute strangers on a daily basis. Now, how is someone supposed to feel when you tell them you are not going to offer them the same privilege you offer to complete strangers? Shitty? Indescribable? Odd? Disappointed? Bewildered? read more »
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June 23rd, 2010
1. The fact that 34 guys on Facebook “like” a picture of you posing in front of your bathroom mirror in underwear does not actually make you hot.
2. Throwing yourself at each and every guy you find attractive on facebook, finding one that tells you you’re hot, then throwing yourself into his bed does not constitute “dating”. He was bored/horny, you were convenient, you have no grounds to cry that he’s commenting on some other girl’s pics the day after.
3. If you feel the need to “mark your territory”... it ain’t your territory. Letting his 3 thousand friends know that his cock was in your mouth that very morning does not make him your man, it makes you a notch on his bedpost. Stop advertising yourself as a cumdumpster, it’s pathetic to watch.
4. I get it. Women are incapable of making their own decisions. Something is only beautiful if others think it’s beautiful and a guy is only a “catch” if other girls want him... yadda yadda yadda.... you fucking look like snooki and your “boyfriend” is cheating on you left and right. Grow a brain. Get out of the tanning bed. Stop using a sharpie for eyeliner. Get rid of any guy who makes you wonder if you mean anything to him at all. read more »
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June 15th, 2010
In case you were wondering what my Vacation from Facebook* was all about... The 10 occurrences that lead me to conclude that Facebook Had To Go.
1. I actually used “facebook” in conversation. Fuck, I actually have had entire conversations about facebook. Double-fuck. I used to make fun of those people whose daily events consisted of someone’s “reply” to a “status”... people wouldn’t dare discuss such stupidity with me, and yet here I sat, on the phone actually LISTENING and CONTRIBUTING to such childish nonsense... fuck, I feel like I have regressed to 7th grade. read more »
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June 13th, 2010
“You know that good girl that you somehow managed to get, the one that’s always there for you, that you trust with your everything, that puts up with your bullshit, that you walk all over because you know she will always forgive you, the one you know will always take you back... because she doesn’t care about who you are, your looks or your money... because she actually loves your sorry ass and will never ever leave you? Yea... Her. She is going to ruin your life. She is not going to take half of everything you got, she is going to take everything there is to take.... and you’ll probably cry over her for the rest of your life. Just trust me on that one.“
–Me (08.10.09)
Maybe I was a bit emotional when I said that 10 months ago... but only because it was my third time delivering a message that had been twice ignored. Today, divorce papers in hand, I’m betting he wishes he responded differently. read more »
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August 10th, 2009
Throw enough shit against a wall, some will stick. Ladies, why are you trying to impersonate “shit”? Seriously. Think about it. Send out a search party for your self-esteem, as you seem to have misplaced it somewhere. It is a statistical impossibility that every girl on Facebook had a daddy that didn’t tell her she was beautiful and a mother that didn’t teach her how to be a “Lady”. Regardless of what the problem is, please take whatever steps necessary to fix it. I always said... figure out what you want, figure out how you’re going to get it, execute plan. It’s OK to not really know what you want in a guy, it’s OK to try to figure that part out... usually you will have a pretty clear picture of what you want after you realize what you don’t. Hell, it’s even OK to not want a guy, nothing wrong with remaining single and merely browsing through cock (you might even find one you like enough to suck for more than 15 seconds), I suppose. But whatever your purpose, you should make that clear (at the very least to yourself). Also, whatever method you choose in trying to fulfill said purpose (i.e. trying to find a boyfriend, dating, random sex, etc.) should not reek of desperation. It’s not cute. It’s pathetic. If you want to date, be a lady about it. If you just want to fuck the shit out of some cute guy you don’t know and would prefer to not know his name... do that, by all means... but do it with dignity. read more »
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