July 14th, 2010
As usual my feed is quite predictable... my magic crystal ball predicts the following for tomorrow:
Someone’s Performing Daily Vandalism. Girl likes boy or boy likes girl... way too fucking much. In an attempt to get attention or perpetuate the delusion that there “may be something there”, he/she riddles their page (and anyone else’s posts on in) with nonsense... kinda like a territorial pissing contest, but more annoying than entertaining. I think territorial pissing should be left to men... at least they do it a lot better... either way, get off my feed. read more »
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August 10th, 2009
Throw enough shit against a wall, some will stick. Ladies, why are you trying to impersonate “shit”? Seriously. Think about it. Send out a search party for your self-esteem, as you seem to have misplaced it somewhere. It is a statistical impossibility that every girl on Facebook had a daddy that didn’t tell her she was beautiful and a mother that didn’t teach her how to be a “Lady”. Regardless of what the problem is, please take whatever steps necessary to fix it. I always said... figure out what you want, figure out how you’re going to get it, execute plan. It’s OK to not really know what you want in a guy, it’s OK to try to figure that part out... usually you will have a pretty clear picture of what you want after you realize what you don’t. Hell, it’s even OK to not want a guy, nothing wrong with remaining single and merely browsing through cock (you might even find one you like enough to suck for more than 15 seconds), I suppose. But whatever your purpose, you should make that clear (at the very least to yourself). Also, whatever method you choose in trying to fulfill said purpose (i.e. trying to find a boyfriend, dating, random sex, etc.) should not reek of desperation. It’s not cute. It’s pathetic. If you want to date, be a lady about it. If you just want to fuck the shit out of some cute guy you don’t know and would prefer to not know his name... do that, by all means... but do it with dignity. read more »
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September 20th, 2008
So, a Friday night or two ago I meet this boy guy, who is, to say the least, good looking fucking hot. In the spur of the moment (and completely random 3AM traffic) we exchange numbers and go our ways. About 20 minutes after giving him my number, I forgot his name... by morning I forgot I even met the guy. To make the long story short.... Ring ring goes the phone over a week later. It’s Traffic Guy, who insists I not go to work and see him at once (demanding aren’t we?!). If memory serves me right, he seemed like a pretty good excuse to try to get out of having to go to work, even though it took him a week to call me. He picks me up, spends about 20 minutes rationalizing not calling sooner, telling me about how “work” got in the way (doesn’t it always?). I usually dont blow off work for random cute guys I meet in traffic, but he had personality... and I’m a sucker for a cute guy with a personality.... read more »
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August 2nd, 2008
I made a New Year’s resolution, quite a few months back...
“The next guy I wake up sleep with, I will give a fuck about” I decided at the stroke of midnight, January 1, 2008*. A whole new year ahead, to be a whole new me. Yes, this is the same resolution I make every year, it seems, but I was sure that this time it would somehow be different. I can resolve to “fall in love”, but that would be way too Carrie Bradshaw, and I don’t really “fall in love” on cue... so intending to have meaningful sex with boys that actually mean something to me seemed like a doable alternative.... read more »
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August 12th, 2007
I crawl out of bed and head for his laptop... can’t sleep, so I’ll blog for lack of anything better to do. I woke up with this guy... one of those guys that during the morning hours looks good only when naked in bed, completely expressionless and silent. Sadly, this is the extent of his attraction, because like many who came before him, when he does open his mouth, you come to the immediate realization that you just fucked someone with a double digit IQ... something that is as unacceptable as it is painful to admit, and utterly unbearable combined with the seemingly lethal hangover presumably accompanying the experience....
[i swear to god i wrote this before]
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