Mood : Amazed 
For the love of God, please refrain from performing any and all:
{“leg-spreading maneuvers (i.e. abductor machine)”}
...while attired in short, loose fitting shorts.
At least at my gym.
Thanks.
February 5th, 2010
PSA #27: Attention, Gentlemen.
March 17th, 2009
PSA #26: Attention, Gentlemen.
To add to the list of utterances that are unacceptable of any y-chromosome bearing individual:
{“kiss me through the phone”}
Also on the list is any use of the word “Snuggle” without reference to the fabric softener.....
February 27th, 2009
PSA #25: Attention, Ladies.
How long must your downstairs hair be to be losing it all over public toilet seats? Really.
{immediate pruning is advised}
I’m fairly certain that 99.99% of the male population agrees with my suggestion.