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		<title>Hip Hoppers Fleeing (Takin’ Over)</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/popculture/music/hip-hoppers-fleeing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 11:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
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I just realized that this is the first music video I’ve watched in quite a while, and I mean really watched. I decided to sample the soulful acoustics of DJ Khaled, Akon and T.I. in my 6AM scan of my Facebook Feed (an attempt at waking up). I had the pleasure of viewing the video [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thank You.</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/thank-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blondness [thoughts]]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gratitude]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/?p=462</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I sat on the floor
The fridge in front of me
Words in my hands
I sat here once before, a lifetime ago...
I  had words in my hands, a cat on my lap, but yet I wasn’t there. The  girl sitting on the floor wasn’t me, I didn’t know who she was... sadly,  neither did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gossip Girls</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/gossip-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 11:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blondness [thoughts]]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gossip]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/?p=429</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I take a post-lunch leisurely stroll with ExHubby as he updates me on the women in his life. Same women, same story, same response from me. As usual I am asked to impart advice (read: tell him what he already knows but refuses to admit), advice that will not be taken, but serves as an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yes, I’m Jealous of A Fat Person</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/jealous-fat-perso/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/jealous-fat-perso/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blondness [thoughts]]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Real World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fitness]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/?p=404</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So with swimsuit season halfway through, my Feed is naturally riddled with beach sightings of all things unseemly. I peruse through the “Uploaded via Mobile” galleries of ickness, appropriately labeled as such. Though something about the fatness is bugging me... I am somewhat perturbed by the relatively fit (and often ugly) individuals I’ve recently collected* [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Android Experience: Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/android/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 11:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blondness [thoughts]]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HTC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[phone saga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ugh]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/?p=393</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[To continue my phone saga... As the iPhone 4 was not a viable option due to shipping (and I needed a phone right then and there)... I decided to go with the HTC Aria. A Linux-based iPhone counterpart which seems a superior product based on it’s spec sheet and the mere idea of Facebook integration. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tomorrow on Facebook!</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/tomorrow-on-facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 07:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Men + Women]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/?p=346</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As usual my feed is quite predictable... my magic crystal ball predicts the following for tomorrow:
Someone’s Performing Daily Vandalism. Girl likes boy or boy likes  girl... way too fucking much. In an attempt to get attention or  perpetuate the delusion that there “may be something there”, he/she riddles their page (and anyone else’s posts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>From Crack to Crackberry</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/from-crack-to-crackberry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 08:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/?p=392</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So after my 6th iPhone (with an already nasty crack in the screen) took an unfortunate tumble out of my gym locker (which rendered the touch screen partially inoperative), I was yet again facing the nightmare of purchasing a new phone. Fortunately the touch screen somewhat functioned for another day or two before chipping into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Defriended by Island Girl</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/defriended-by-island-girl/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/defriended-by-island-girl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 05:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/?p=442</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sad to say but its kinda disappointing when someone you assume you’re relatively good friends with to be of reasonable sanity decides to tell you “I have to delete you from my Facebook”. As childish as it may seem, there really is no such thing as “let’s still be friends outside of Facebook” nor do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tonight on Facebook!</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/tonight-on-facebook/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/tonight-on-facebook/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 03:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blondness [thoughts]]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Laughs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[social networks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/?p=317</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
It seems at least 5 of my “friends” had a “siiiiicckkkkkkk chest workout” tonight. Great, it must be Monday, I don’t give shit.
S&#38;M party pictures are up. Why is everyone so god damn ugly and why are all the guys so god damn small? A JP party really ain’t what it used to be.
242 of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ATTN: Ladies (Part 1)</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/attn-ladies-part-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/attn-ladies-part-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 23:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blondness [thoughts]]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Laughs]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/?p=127</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. The fact that 34 guys on Facebook “like” a picture of you posing in front of your bathroom mirror in  underwear does not actually make you hot.
2. Throwing yourself at each and every guy you find attractive on facebook, finding one that tells you you’re hot, then throwing yourself into his bed does not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Katie Needs A Shrink.</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/laughs/katie-needs-a-shrink/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/laughs/katie-needs-a-shrink/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 20:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laughs]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/?p=82</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While attemting to figure out my needs (with the help of google), I came across this clip: pretty accurate representation of a good portion of my years of therapy.  Awesomeness.
“Katie I just need you to look at this picture and tell me what you see“
“A Penis.“
“How about this one?“
“A crooked penis“
“What about this one?“
“A wiggly penis“
“Ok... [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Katie Needs...</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/what-katie-needs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/what-katie-needs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 20:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blondness [thoughts]]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Laughs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[me]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/?p=80</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Half the time you really have no idea what you need... so to spare yourself the thought process, might as well rely on Google to tell you... go to Google and enter your name and the word “needs” [i.e. Katie needs] . Click search. Record the first 10 results. Voilà.
 

Katie needs a psychologist.
Katie needs to smile.
All Katie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Über Slurpee... not so Über</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/theweb/games/uberslurpe/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/theweb/games/uberslurpe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mafia wars]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/?p=69</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So... I had this BAD Facebook Habit. The Facebook Habit had a sub-habit... and that was Mafia Wars. Stupid, addictive shit I started playing because of some stupid Boy that ended up consuming way too many minutes of the time I could have spent being productive (Mafia wars, not the Boy, although some will make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mafia Wars Slurpee?</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/the-mafia-wars-slurpee/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/thoughts/the-mafia-wars-slurpee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 11:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blondness [thoughts]]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[7-11]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brownies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Look for it and all kinds of other Zynga-fied snacks at your local 7–11. I had a Yoville Brownie for breakfast yesterday. Tasted just as bad as the standard 7–11 Brownie... Yoville sticker actually made it a tad more nauseating. For brownies, go to Wawa. For cheaper Diet Pepsi 2 liter bottles, go to Wawa. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gotta ❤ Post-Its</title>
		<link>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/design/ads/gotta-love-post-its/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/design/ads/gotta-love-post-its/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 11:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laughs]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Meaningless Sex]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nevertrustablonde.com/?p=62</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You see a One Night Stand. I see early onset Alzheimer’s.

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