July 14th, 2010
As usual my feed is quite predictable... my magic crystal ball predicts the following for tomorrow:
Someone’s Performing Daily Vandalism. Girl likes boy or boy likes girl... way too fucking much. In an attempt to get attention or perpetuate the delusion that there “may be something there”, he/she riddles their page (and anyone else’s posts on in) with nonsense... kinda like a territorial pissing contest, but more annoying than entertaining. I think territorial pissing should be left to men... at least they do it a lot better... either way, get off my feed. read more »
Blondness [thoughts], Men + Women, social networks | 
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June 23rd, 2010
1. The fact that 34 guys on Facebook “like” a picture of you posing in front of your bathroom mirror in underwear does not actually make you hot.
2. Throwing yourself at each and every guy you find attractive on facebook, finding one that tells you you’re hot, then throwing yourself into his bed does not constitute “dating”. He was bored/horny, you were convenient, you have no grounds to cry that he’s commenting on some other girl’s pics the day after.
3. If you feel the need to “mark your territory”... it ain’t your territory. Letting his 3 thousand friends know that his cock was in your mouth that very morning does not make him your man, it makes you a notch on his bedpost. Stop advertising yourself as a cumdumpster, it’s pathetic to watch.
4. I get it. Women are incapable of making their own decisions. Something is only beautiful if others think it’s beautiful and a guy is only a “catch” if other girls want him... yadda yadda yadda.... you fucking look like snooki and your “boyfriend” is cheating on you left and right. Grow a brain. Get out of the tanning bed. Stop using a sharpie for eyeliner. Get rid of any guy who makes you wonder if you mean anything to him at all. read more »
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June 17th, 2010
So... I had this BAD Facebook Habit. The Facebook Habit had a sub-habit... and that was Mafia Wars. Stupid, addictive shit I started playing because of some stupid Boy that ended up consuming way too many minutes of the time I could have spent being productive (Mafia wars, not the Boy, although some will make an argument that it was both). Having been Mafia-Wars-Free for about 2 weeks now, I almost relapsed when I found out that there was actually an Über Gift to be gotten by buying junk food at 7–11! So I did a bit of research (before reactivating my account)... 50 Skill Points? That’s not Über at all... so over it.
More about the Über Slurpee Promotion: buyearnplay.com
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June 16th, 2010
Anything you post can and will be dug up by a prospective employer 5 years later and most definitely be used against you. Really. Might as well put it on your resume that there’s photos of your ass floating around the internet...
{ Interests: social networks, culinary arts, figure modeling, chess. }
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June 15th, 2010
In case you were wondering what my Vacation from Facebook* was all about... The 10 occurrences that lead me to conclude that Facebook Had To Go.
1. I actually used “facebook” in conversation. Fuck, I actually have had entire conversations about facebook. Double-fuck. I used to make fun of those people whose daily events consisted of someone’s “reply” to a “status”... people wouldn’t dare discuss such stupidity with me, and yet here I sat, on the phone actually LISTENING and CONTRIBUTING to such childish nonsense... fuck, I feel like I have regressed to 7th grade. read more »
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May 9th, 2008
This is probably the best thing I’ve found on MySpace in the however-many years I’ve been on there. This is from a recent speech by Bill Gates at Mt. Whitney High School in Visalia, California about the 11 things students will not learn in school. He talked about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world... maybe he did say this, maybe he didn’t... love him, hate him, he sure does hit the nail on the head though. Here’s some advice... read more »
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