Archive for ‘film’

January 15th, 2009

Marley & Me (2008)

... or is it Marley & I?
Either way the movie can be summed up in 3 sentences:

  1. They got a dog.
  2. The dog lived.
  3. The dog died.

What, again, was the point of this film? Other than wasting 800.4 MB of hard drive space until its immediate deletion as the credits started to roll... I can’t help but contemplate how and why this movie got any positive reviews from anyone over the age of 7. Or could they not get past the cuteness of the movie poster? The dog itself stopped being cute about 15 minutes into the movie, so this baffles me. Seriously. How did this piece of writing get past the “Children’s Book” stage of existence. Hollywood... you’re slipping...

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