Mood : Ecfuckingstatic 
summer (n) the warmest season of the year: annually preceded by summer shopping, an annoyingly-wearying ritual involving shopping for barely-there clothing and related accoutrements....
Some notes on today’s shopping...
Why are they putting ruffles on everything?
Would a dress with the word “faith” on the ass match a hat that says “sinner”?
Trying to find something to go with those “pewter” shoes I bought in september and have not yet worn... no luck.
How is Juicy Couture still in business when everything they make is only appropriate to wear post-bath? Am fairly certain I could improvise a “Juicy Dress” with a safety pin and a towel purchased at IKEA.
We should leave all designing of women’s fashions to the men. Why? Because men, gay or straight, seem to have a clue of what accentuates the female form, I theorize this is genetic*. The douche responsible for the “empire waist” as well as anything that hangs from the shoulders to the hips (i.e. all the “recycled-from-the-80’s” fashions) had to be a woman, one carrying a bit much in the midsection at that. So can we, for next season MOVE all the tops/dresses made in this manner BACK to the maternity section, where they belong? read more »
