Mood : Ecfuckingstatic 
December 20th, 2008
A Theory on Life
Maybe there is no master plan.
Maybe we are just ants in a really giant anthill.
Scurrying about, trying to find our way.
Maybe believing in something greater is a way to justify our fuck ups.
And our tendencies to think with our hearts rather than our heads...
And to make decisions with our heads and not our hearts.
Maybe there is absolutely nothing at the end of the tunnel.
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December 10th, 2008
Gym Characters: Volume III
[MR. & MRS. VUITTON]
The people slowly walking on the treadmill in their Prada sneakers, Dolce sweatsuits with Gucci shades perched atop their heads.... in mid-December. Usually these individuals come in sets of two since they come to the gym to show off their new kicks and watches or when they’re simply bored rather than for any fitness value. Males have been spotted attired in loafers and dress slacks. *sigh*
Annoyance Factor: 1
[THE SHEMAN]
The potential lesbian that resembles a man from every angle, and one you thought was a man until seeing him her topless bottomless in the ladies locker room.
Annoyance Factor: 2 (only because I have no idea how to respond) read more »
Blondness [thoughts], Health | Fitness, Laughs | 
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December 10th, 2008
The Physics of Christmas
Consider the following...
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn’t (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total — 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that’s 91.8 million homes. One presumes there’s at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). read more »